All Things Trayb

In The Kitchen With Musto: Breakfast With Tiffany [Episode 1]

So I just thought of somethin’…if I make porn movies for profit, I’d incorporate cookin’ a meal for the woman actress and then fuck her after we eat and have fun conversation. The cooking segments would have a Food Network type presentation, with the actress around in the kitchen lookin’ good and slowly preppin’ for the meal of her life. Slow motion hands choppin’ vegetables, suggestive body language and all that. The angles for fuck would be softcore-ish at times for sensuality, but the hardcore angles would showcase the pristine direction. Spike Lee angles. Only the finest women and best ingredients would be used. As far as the nutbust, we would call that “dessert”. 30 minute segments, roughly split in half.

I should pitch this not a minute after my production company is authenticated. Trayb Worldwide.

Next summer, my child clientele will reach full potential. The orange one is Grade A.

Next summer, my child clientele will reach full potential. The orange one is Grade A.

Go back to Cleveland, lose weight and rejuvenate your hairline. How can you hate that?

Go back to Cleveland, lose weight and rejuvenate your hairline. How can you hate that?

Devilish discounts!

Devilish discounts!

This is me at 17.

This is me at 17.

This is me at 27.

This is me at 27.

The year Primavera Vills emerged. That was 2008. Before that, JFKTV had a hand in handles.

The year Primavera Vills emerged. That was 2008. Before that, JFKTV had a hand in handles.

Chubby Baby Remix

As we make fuck #BetweenTheSheets

As we make fuck #BetweenTheSheets

I might get to fight Reptile tonight. #ThePit #MortalKombat #DoubleFlawless #Fatality #TipEhtFoMottob #Moon #HarvestMoon #DayLate #UncleMiriam

I might get to fight Reptile tonight. #ThePit #MortalKombat #DoubleFlawless #Fatality #TipEhtFoMottob #Moon #HarvestMoon #DayLate #UncleMiriam

It’s the fully animated Hannah Barbarian. #VillsDisney

It’s the fully animated Hannah Barbarian. #VillsDisney

You seely.

Ohana means family. In Ancient China, wise man say family build strong warrior and warrior build strong family. And shit.

Ohana means family. In Ancient China, wise man say family build strong warrior and warrior build strong family. And shit.

My dad is the dudu, and today is his 50th birthday. He taught me more than half of what I know today about life as a man, and he’s an asshole. Apple trees make apples that fall close to the trunk or whatever.

My dad is the dudu, and today is his 50th birthday. He taught me more than half of what I know today about life as a man, and he’s an asshole. Apple trees make apples that fall close to the trunk or whatever.